Aku bila dengar Malam Seram kat spotify, aku letak speed 1.5x.
18 September 2023
21 June 2023
SEPI.
Salam gaiz,
Kelmarin aku layan cerita Sepi kat Netflix. Teringat zaman belajar di UIA dulu, kerap juga play movie ni tanpa tengok video nya. Cuma dengar audio je sambil2 buat kerja CAD, PHOTOSHOP..
Sedap2 lagu OST nya.
So pagi ni dengar OST Sepi di Spotify.
Layan~
29 March 2023
Salam Ramadan 1444H
Greetings to my beloved friends and companions,
Salam Ramadan semua (^,^)/
On this auspicious month, I would like to extend my warmest congratulations to you all on the occasion of Ramadan. May our fasting and prayers be accepted by Allah SWT and may we all receive His blessings and forgiveness.
Ramadan is a month filled with opportunities for self-improvement, increasing faith, and drawing closer to Allah SWT. Let us make the most of every second of Ramadan by performing good deeds that are beneficial to ourselves, our families, and our communities.
May we all be granted the strength and perseverance to fulfill our fasting obligations throughout this blessed month. Let us not forget to always share goodness with others and increase our acts of charity during this month of abundant blessings.
Once again, I wish you a blessed Ramadan and may we all be granted health, happiness, and success in both this life and the hereafter.
Sincerely,
Me
15 March 2023
The Return.
As I sit here, pen in hand, it strikes me that returning to blogging after years of hiatus is not unlike the work of a detective. Just as a detective must carefully gather clues and piece together a mystery, I too must examine the reasons behind my prolonged absence from the blogging world.
It has been three years since I last sat down to write in my blog, and the reasons for my absence are many. At first, it was a lack of inspiration that kept me away. The daily grind of life had drained me of creativity, and the thought of sitting down to write seemed like an insurmountable task.
But as the weeks turned into months, and the months turned into years, I began to realize that there was more at play than a simple lack of inspiration. The truth is, I had become overwhelmed by the sheer volume of content available on the internet. Everywhere I turned, there seemed to be a new blog, a new writer, a new perspective.
It was as if I had stumbled into a labyrinth of information, and no matter how hard I tried, I could not find my way out. I was lost in a sea of words, and the thought of adding my own voice to the mix seemed pointless.
But just as a detective cannot solve a case without first taking a step back to examine the evidence, I too realized that I needed to take a step back from the world of blogging. I needed to disconnect, to unplug, to find a way to quiet the noise and rediscover my own voice.
And so, I did. I took a hiatus from blogging, from social media, from the endless stream of content that threatened to overwhelm me. I read books, I went on walks, I spent time with loved ones. And slowly but surely, the fog began to lift.
I began to remember why I had started blogging in the first place. I remembered the joy I felt in putting words to paper, in sharing my thoughts with the world. I remembered the connections I had made with readers, the conversations we had started, the insights we had shared.
And so, here I am, pen in hand, ready to return to the world of blogging. It has been a long and winding road, but I am ready to pick up where I left off. I am ready to add my own voice to the chorus of writers, to share my own perspective, to contribute to the ongoing conversation.
In the end, perhaps the work of a detective and the work of a blogger are not so different after all. Both require a willingness to dig deep, to uncover the truth, to share it with the world. And both require a certain amount of courage, a willingness to step outside of one's comfort zone and take a leap of faith.
So here I am, taking that leap of faith, ready to embark on a new chapter in my blogging journey. And who knows? Perhaps, just like a good detective, I will stumble upon a mystery that needs solving, a question that needs answering, a story that needs telling. And when I do, I will be ready.
09 March 2023
Saladin: The Lion of Islam and the Champion of Justice
Once upon a time in lands far and near,
There lived a Sultan, brave and dear,
Salahuddin was his name, Lion of Islam he became,
Champion of justice, he fought for truth without shame.
As a boy, he was wise beyond his years,
As a boy, he was wise beyond his years,
Loved to learn, his mind was clear,
He trained in sword fighting and strategy,
And grew up to be a great commander of the army.
In battle after battle, he led with might,
In battle after battle, he led with might,
Fought for his people, day and night,
The Crusaders came, a fierce foe,
But Salahuddin was ready,
he was never slow.
At the Battle of Hattin, he made his stand,
At the Battle of Hattin, he made his stand,
With courage and strength, he took command,
The enemy fell, they could not withstand,
The Sultan's might, his army so grand.
Compassionate and kind, he was to all,
Compassionate and kind, he was to all,
Friend and foe, he'd never let them fall,
He fed the hungry, gave water to the thirsty,
Mercy and justice, he showed to the worthy.
Salahuddin was a hero, that's for sure,
Salahuddin was a hero, that's for sure,
For Muslims and non-Muslims, a man so pure,
His legacy lives on, in our hearts and minds,
We'll never forget, the Champion of Justice, so kind.
So let's learn from Salahuddin's great deeds,
So let's learn from Salahuddin's great deeds,
His courage and kindness, that's what the world needs,
To be brave and just, to help those in need,
Like Salahuddin, the Lion of Islam, indeed.
Sultan Salahuddin, also known as Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi, was a legendary figure whose life and legacy have been celebrated for centuries. Born in 1137 in Tikrit, Iraq, he was the son of a Kurdish nobleman and grew up in a politically turbulent era. Despite the challenges of his upbringing, Salahuddin rose to become one of the greatest military leaders of his time.
One of Salahuddin's most notable achievements was his role in the defense of Jerusalem against the Crusaders. After the capture of the city by the Crusaders in 1099, it became a focal point of conflict between the Christian and Muslim worlds. Salahuddin became the commander of the Muslim forces in 1187 and led them to victory against the Crusader army in the Battle of Hattin. As a result, he was able to recapture Jerusalem, which had been under Crusader control for nearly a century.
Salahuddin's military prowess and strategic acumen were also evident in his successful campaigns against other Crusader strongholds in Palestine and Syria. In addition to his military accomplishments, Salahuddin was also a renowned statesman and administrator. He served as the vizier, or chief minister, of the Fatimid caliphate in Egypt and later became the sultan of Egypt and Syria.
Despite his formidable reputation as a warrior, Salahuddin was also known for his compassion and mercy. He treated prisoners of war with dignity and respect, and he was known to provide food and medical care to both Muslim and Christian soldiers who had been injured in battle. He was also an advocate for religious tolerance and coexistence. In his court, Christians and Jews were allowed to hold high positions, and he even invited them to participate in the governance of his empire.
Salahuddin's legacy has been celebrated by Muslims and non-Muslims alike for centuries. His example teaches us the importance of standing up for what is right, even in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds. He also reminds us of the power of compassion and tolerance in building a just and equitable society.
In conclusion, Sultan Salahuddin was a remarkable leader whose life and legacy continue to inspire people around the world. His story is a testament to the power of determination, compassion, and leadership, and his example offers valuable lessons for all of us.
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References:"Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi (Saladin)" Biography, Encyclopaedia Britannica, https://www.britannica.com/biography/Salahuddin-Al-Ayyubi
"Salahuddin al-Ayyubi: The Sultan who united the Muslim world," Al Jazeera, https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/9/18/salahuddin-al-ayyubi-the-sultan-who-united-the-muslim-world
Sultan Salahuddin: Lessons from the Life of a Champion of Justice
Sultan Salahuddin, also known as Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi, was a 12th century Muslim leader who is remembered today as a champion of justice and a hero of Islam. His life and legacy offer valuable lessons for people of all backgrounds, religions, and ages. Here are some of the key takeaways from the Sultan's story:
Sultan Salahuddin, also known as Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi, was a legendary figure whose life and legacy have been celebrated for centuries. Born in 1137 in Tikrit, Iraq, he was the son of a Kurdish nobleman and grew up in a politically turbulent era. Despite the challenges of his upbringing, Salahuddin rose to become one of the greatest military leaders of his time.
One of Salahuddin's most notable achievements was his role in the defense of Jerusalem against the Crusaders. After the capture of the city by the Crusaders in 1099, it became a focal point of conflict between the Christian and Muslim worlds. Salahuddin became the commander of the Muslim forces in 1187 and led them to victory against the Crusader army in the Battle of Hattin. As a result, he was able to recapture Jerusalem, which had been under Crusader control for nearly a century.
Salahuddin's military prowess and strategic acumen were also evident in his successful campaigns against other Crusader strongholds in Palestine and Syria. In addition to his military accomplishments, Salahuddin was also a renowned statesman and administrator. He served as the vizier, or chief minister, of the Fatimid caliphate in Egypt and later became the sultan of Egypt and Syria.
Despite his formidable reputation as a warrior, Salahuddin was also known for his compassion and mercy. He treated prisoners of war with dignity and respect, and he was known to provide food and medical care to both Muslim and Christian soldiers who had been injured in battle. He was also an advocate for religious tolerance and coexistence. In his court, Christians and Jews were allowed to hold high positions, and he even invited them to participate in the governance of his empire.
Salahuddin's legacy has been celebrated by Muslims and non-Muslims alike for centuries. His example teaches us the importance of standing up for what is right, even in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds. He also reminds us of the power of compassion and tolerance in building a just and equitable society.
In conclusion, Sultan Salahuddin was a remarkable leader whose life and legacy continue to inspire people around the world. His story is a testament to the power of determination, compassion, and leadership, and his example offers valuable lessons for all of us.
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References:"Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi (Saladin)" Biography, Encyclopaedia Britannica, https://www.britannica.com/biography/Salahuddin-Al-Ayyubi
"Salahuddin al-Ayyubi: The Sultan who united the Muslim world," Al Jazeera, https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/9/18/salahuddin-al-ayyubi-the-sultan-who-united-the-muslim-world
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Sultan Salahuddin, also known as Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi, was a 12th century Muslim leader who is remembered today as a champion of justice and a hero of Islam. His life and legacy offer valuable lessons for people of all backgrounds, religions, and ages. Here are some of the key takeaways from the Sultan's story:
1. Courage and determination can overcome adversity
Salahuddin faced many challenges throughout his life, from growing up in a turbulent political climate to fighting against powerful Crusader armies. But he never gave up, and his bravery and determination helped him to overcome his obstacles and achieve his goals. We can learn from his example by developing our own courage and determination, and by persevering through difficult times with faith and resilience.
Salahuddin faced many challenges throughout his life, from growing up in a turbulent political climate to fighting against powerful Crusader armies. But he never gave up, and his bravery and determination helped him to overcome his obstacles and achieve his goals. We can learn from his example by developing our own courage and determination, and by persevering through difficult times with faith and resilience.
2. Compassion and mercy are important virtues
Despite his reputation as a skilled warrior and military commander, Salahuddin was also known for his kindness and compassion. He treated prisoners of war with respect and dignity, and he provided food and medical care to the sick and injured, regardless of their religion or nationality. His example reminds us that even in times of conflict, we should strive to show mercy and compassion to others.
Despite his reputation as a skilled warrior and military commander, Salahuddin was also known for his kindness and compassion. He treated prisoners of war with respect and dignity, and he provided food and medical care to the sick and injured, regardless of their religion or nationality. His example reminds us that even in times of conflict, we should strive to show mercy and compassion to others.
3. Diversity and coexistence are essential for a peaceful society
Salahuddin lived and ruled in a multicultural society, where Muslims, Christians, and Jews coexisted and contributed to the arts, sciences, and commerce. He valued diversity and tolerance, and he worked to promote harmony and understanding among different groups. We can learn from his example by embracing diversity and promoting coexistence in our own communities.
Salahuddin lived and ruled in a multicultural society, where Muslims, Christians, and Jews coexisted and contributed to the arts, sciences, and commerce. He valued diversity and tolerance, and he worked to promote harmony and understanding among different groups. We can learn from his example by embracing diversity and promoting coexistence in our own communities.
4. Education and knowledge are powerful tools
Salahuddin was known for his love of learning and his support for education. He established schools and libraries, and he encouraged scholars and thinkers to share their knowledge and ideas. He recognized that education and knowledge are essential for personal growth, social progress, and cultural enrichment. We can learn from his example by valuing education and pursuing knowledge throughout our lives.
Salahuddin was known for his love of learning and his support for education. He established schools and libraries, and he encouraged scholars and thinkers to share their knowledge and ideas. He recognized that education and knowledge are essential for personal growth, social progress, and cultural enrichment. We can learn from his example by valuing education and pursuing knowledge throughout our lives.
5. Leadership requires humility and service
Salahuddin was a respected leader and commander, but he also recognized the importance of humility and service. He listened to the opinions of others, consulted with his advisors, and made decisions based on the common good. He also served his people with dedication and selflessness, putting their needs above his own. We can learn from his example by striving to be humble, empathetic, and service-oriented in our own leadership roles.
Sultan Salahuddin's life and legacy offer many valuable lessons for us to learn and apply in our own lives. By embracing his example of courage, compassion, diversity, education, and leadership, we can become better individuals, and contribute to a better world for all.
Salahuddin was a respected leader and commander, but he also recognized the importance of humility and service. He listened to the opinions of others, consulted with his advisors, and made decisions based on the common good. He also served his people with dedication and selflessness, putting their needs above his own. We can learn from his example by striving to be humble, empathetic, and service-oriented in our own leadership roles.
Sultan Salahuddin's life and legacy offer many valuable lessons for us to learn and apply in our own lives. By embracing his example of courage, compassion, diversity, education, and leadership, we can become better individuals, and contribute to a better world for all.
17 August 2019
Arahan.
Satu sikap yang aku tidak suka ialah suka memberi arahan. Sesiapa yang dekat dengan aku patut sedar yang aku jarang memberi arahan.
Pada adik - beradik..
Pada rakan - rakan..
Even to my wife.
Buat sesuatu perkara dengan ikhlas. Nak buat, buat. Taknak buat, tiada paksaan. Kalau aku rasa perkara tu perlu dibuat, aku buat sendiri. Ye betul ada masa yang kita memerlukan bantuan / pertolongan orang lain. Tapi kita juga perlu ingat, bantuan atau pertolongan orang itu adalah optional. Dia boleh jadi nak tolong, dan dia juga boleh jadi tak nak tolong.
Tolong, "thank you"
Tak nak tolong, "ok takpe" dan perlu berlapang dada. Tak kira lah jika kita sudah lapan kali tolong dia tapi dia baru tolong dua kali.
Sebab in the end, kita tidak boleh mengharap balasan setimpal daripada manusia. Hanya perlu yakin, setelah kita tolong orang, Allah yang akan bagi balasan setimpal. Bukan daripada manusia yang kita tolong itu.
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Satu lagi sikap yang aku tidak suka:
A: Ada apa-apa yang perlu dibantu?
(bagus dah tu macam ringan tulang, bertanya nak bantu apa.. Tapi,)
B: Ok tolong tutup lampu bilik depan.
A: C, tolong tutup lampu bilik depan.
(tiba2 suruh C pula. Ingatkan nak buat sendiri...)
Mind you this is not the case in an office where A sees colleague C doesnt have work to do, and asking for work to be done by C. Itu lain cerita.
Dalam situasi di atas, jika C jawab dia tidak mahu tolong, A perlu terima kenyataan dan tutup lampu bilik depan sendiri. Dan berlapang dada.
Meminta pertolongan harus diikuti dengan penerimaan bahawa terdapat dua outcome:
Yes or no.
Belajarlah berlapang dada apabila orang tidak mahu menolong kita.
Pada adik - beradik..
Pada rakan - rakan..
Even to my wife.
Buat sesuatu perkara dengan ikhlas. Nak buat, buat. Taknak buat, tiada paksaan. Kalau aku rasa perkara tu perlu dibuat, aku buat sendiri. Ye betul ada masa yang kita memerlukan bantuan / pertolongan orang lain. Tapi kita juga perlu ingat, bantuan atau pertolongan orang itu adalah optional. Dia boleh jadi nak tolong, dan dia juga boleh jadi tak nak tolong.
Tolong, "thank you"
Tak nak tolong, "ok takpe" dan perlu berlapang dada. Tak kira lah jika kita sudah lapan kali tolong dia tapi dia baru tolong dua kali.
Sebab in the end, kita tidak boleh mengharap balasan setimpal daripada manusia. Hanya perlu yakin, setelah kita tolong orang, Allah yang akan bagi balasan setimpal. Bukan daripada manusia yang kita tolong itu.
____________
Satu lagi sikap yang aku tidak suka:
A: Ada apa-apa yang perlu dibantu?
(bagus dah tu macam ringan tulang, bertanya nak bantu apa.. Tapi,)
B: Ok tolong tutup lampu bilik depan.
A: C, tolong tutup lampu bilik depan.
(tiba2 suruh C pula. Ingatkan nak buat sendiri...)
Mind you this is not the case in an office where A sees colleague C doesnt have work to do, and asking for work to be done by C. Itu lain cerita.
Dalam situasi di atas, jika C jawab dia tidak mahu tolong, A perlu terima kenyataan dan tutup lampu bilik depan sendiri. Dan berlapang dada.
Meminta pertolongan harus diikuti dengan penerimaan bahawa terdapat dua outcome:
Yes or no.
Belajarlah berlapang dada apabila orang tidak mahu menolong kita.
06 August 2019
03 December 2013
HUU.. DEMAM~
Salam,
Yey harini saya demam~
Sehubungan dengan itu saya nak ceritakan tentangapebende perkara yang buatkan saya rase nak emo. (tapi x emo pon.. sebab dah biase.. dah lali.. dah immune..)
saya akan rase nak emo bile orang bagi kerja dengan deadline yang singkat.
"Buat 3 proposals k. Nak esok~"
"Nak esok"
"Esok"
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.
.
Yey harini saya demam~
Sehubungan dengan itu saya nak ceritakan tentang
saya akan rase nak emo bile orang bagi kerja dengan deadline yang singkat.
"Buat 3 proposals k. Nak esok~"
"Nak esok"
"Esok"
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.
.
01 December 2013
BEAUTIFUL
Ha?
Buat bende ni?
.
.
Oke~
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Rules
1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OK?" YOU SAY?
Rules
1. Put your music library on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough.
4. Ok, go!
5. When you're done, tag 20 people in this note, and make sure to tag the person who sent you this.
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2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough.
4. Ok, go!
5. When you're done, tag 20 people in this note, and make sure to tag the person who sent you this.
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1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OK?" YOU SAY?
Entah
2) HOW WOULD YOU BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Bromance
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Cerita Dia
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Insomnia
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Karena Wanita (Ingin Dimengerti)
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
It's Not Me, It's You
7) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Enchanted
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Just Give Me a Reason
9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Nur Nilam Sari
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND
Accidentally in Love
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
This I Promise You
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Not Afraid
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Jangan Kau Lepas
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Not Gonna Get Us
15) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Live Like We're Dying
16) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Pizza In His Pocket
17) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bukan Di Sini
18) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Fields of Hope
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Kryptonite
20) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Face Down
21)WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
2) HOW WOULD YOU BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Bromance
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Cerita Dia
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Insomnia
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Karena Wanita (Ingin Dimengerti)
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
It's Not Me, It's You
7) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Enchanted
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Just Give Me a Reason
9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Nur Nilam Sari
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND
Accidentally in Love
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
This I Promise You
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Not Afraid
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Jangan Kau Lepas
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Not Gonna Get Us
15) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Live Like We're Dying
16) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Pizza In His Pocket
17) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bukan Di Sini
18) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Fields of Hope
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Kryptonite
20) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Face Down
21)WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Beautiful
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Wow! Hahaha kelakar bile jawapan tu kene ngan soalan! tekejut aku, lepas bukak enset, aku on shuffle..lagu first, Entah - Afghan. Then tengok soalan first.. terus gelak sesorang.
30 November 2013
KAU TAHU APE YANG TENGAH KELAKAR SEKARANG NI ?
Salam,
Kau taw x ape yang tengah kelakar sekarang ni?
Bile kau baru dapat tahu member kau sedang kapel dengan member kau yg lagi satu.. lepastu, sebenarnye dorang dah start kapel agak lame tapi dorang sembunyikan.
pastu kan, yg kelakar nye tu bile . . .
Lepas kite2 yg kawan2 ni tau.. start la macam, "EH BETOL KE?"
"EH JAPPP!"
dengan x semena-mena tetiba kite2 ni start recall semula benda2 yg pada mulanya kite xpaham sangat, xdapat tangkap sangat selama ni.. or kite baru start nampak double meaning nye..
"OOOOOOO PATUT LAA MASE TU DIA bla bla bla!!!"
"HA AH! LAAA! AGAK LA! KAU INGAT TAK YANG DIA TETIBA bla bla bla!"
pastu ade kawan2 yg dig deeper, dia cek pulak segala laman sosial member tadi tu..
baru perasan itu, baru perasan ini..
Okebai.
29 November 2013
OH YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE FROM MY WEBSITE? GOOD, NOW GO DOWNLOAD & INSTALL THIS INSTALLER FIRST TO DOWNLOAD THE SOFTWARE, DONT WORRY.. IT WILL TURN YOUR BROWSER INTO CRAP..and etc.
aku cukup xsuke bile aku berdepan dengan perkara seperti di atas.
nak download software tapi kena paksa2 download installer jahat dia. installer jahat dia akan merosakkan pc gempak aku.
browser google chrome akan tetiba bertukar arah.. jadi xtentu arah.
biadap betul kalau jadi macam tu.
aku memang dah lama dah tinggalkan amalan meng'install' benda2 pelik yang x diketahui kebolehpercayaannye ni.. sebab dulu mase kecik2 aku pernah lakukan, dan ianya meninggalkan kesan yang sangat mendalam terhadap diri aku... dan diri pc aku.
aku paling rasa nak meradang / mencekik trakea, bile satu hari tu aku, pada zaman dahulu kala la ni.. satu hari tu kan.. aku bukak pc aku dari sleep yang lena,
klik klik!
(imaginasikan jemari aku sedang mengklik ikon gugel chrome)
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.
.
PASTU YANG KUA FRONT PAGE DIA BUKAN GUGEL !
hapetahname search engine tu tapi kaler nak tiru2 gugel gak la nak biru merah kuning bagai~
AKU HANGEN.. sape la pinjam pc pastu download benda2 jahat yang seterusnya dengan x dijemput2, sesuka hati je nak ubah2 pc aku..
lama gile weyh aku nak membuang kejadah search engine tu..
bukan setakat uninstall je, kene cek kat C:, kene search hidden, browser tu masih gak lagi haramjadah.. sampai kene reset browser pastu habehh hilang segala bookmarks kesayangan. pastu siap dia ade akaun tipu kat dalam gugel browser lah ape lah... penat aku menggugel kat entenet.. makan mase 2 hari gak. lepas 2 hari. simptom2 kejahatan tidak kelihatan dah. aku bersyukur ke hadrat Ilahi.
semenjak hari itu,
katakan tidak untuk pemerdownloadan installer2 yang jahat dan tidak dikenali!
nak download software tapi kena paksa2 download installer jahat dia. installer jahat dia akan merosakkan pc gempak aku.
browser google chrome akan tetiba bertukar arah.. jadi xtentu arah.
biadap betul kalau jadi macam tu.
aku memang dah lama dah tinggalkan amalan meng'install' benda2 pelik yang x diketahui kebolehpercayaannye ni.. sebab dulu mase kecik2 aku pernah lakukan, dan ianya meninggalkan kesan yang sangat mendalam terhadap diri aku... dan diri pc aku.
aku paling rasa nak meradang / mencekik trakea, bile satu hari tu aku, pada zaman dahulu kala la ni.. satu hari tu kan.. aku bukak pc aku dari sleep yang lena,
klik klik!
(imaginasikan jemari aku sedang mengklik ikon gugel chrome)
.
.
.
PASTU YANG KUA FRONT PAGE DIA BUKAN GUGEL !
hapetahname search engine tu tapi kaler nak tiru2 gugel gak la nak biru merah kuning bagai~
AKU HANGEN.. sape la pinjam pc pastu download benda2 jahat yang seterusnya dengan x dijemput2, sesuka hati je nak ubah2 pc aku..
lama gile weyh aku nak membuang kejadah search engine tu..
bukan setakat uninstall je, kene cek kat C:, kene search hidden, browser tu masih gak lagi haramjadah.. sampai kene reset browser pastu habehh hilang segala bookmarks kesayangan. pastu siap dia ade akaun tipu kat dalam gugel browser lah ape lah... penat aku menggugel kat entenet.. makan mase 2 hari gak. lepas 2 hari. simptom2 kejahatan tidak kelihatan dah. aku bersyukur ke hadrat Ilahi.
semenjak hari itu,
katakan tidak untuk pemerdownloadan installer2 yang jahat dan tidak dikenali!
23 November 2013
21 February 2013
THE CUBE.
Salam.
cuti semester aritu, 3minggu gua duduk kat kampung sambil menajamkan skil2 kemahiran hidup gua...
antara skil yang baru gua pelopori dan berjaya gua asah dengan tajam ialah kebolehan menyiapkan Rubic's cube 3x3. kahkah kah.
Sepupu gua, apis, (sekolah tingkatan bape ea skang? heee gua lupe) ajar gua dengan tekun dan konsisten. Penyudahnye, gua reti dah siapkan sendirik. yey.
eh, berikut ialah gambar rubic cube yang gua guna sepanjang latihan gua di kampung.
cuti semester aritu, 3minggu gua duduk kat kampung sambil menajamkan skil2 kemahiran hidup gua...
antara skil yang baru gua pelopori dan berjaya gua asah dengan tajam ialah kebolehan menyiapkan Rubic's cube 3x3. kahkah kah.
Sepupu gua, apis, (sekolah tingkatan bape ea skang? heee gua lupe) ajar gua dengan tekun dan konsisten. Penyudahnye, gua reti dah siapkan sendirik. yey.
eh, berikut ialah gambar rubic cube yang gua guna sepanjang latihan gua di kampung.
ahaaa.. sempoi gile beb. kaler dia dah tanggal2, sepupu gua tampal ngan kertas warne aje.. pastu lekat gune selotape aje..
tapi bagi gua, banyak berjasa sebenarnye rubic cube nih.
:)
assalamualaikum.
Sambungan kepada BERDASARKAN KISAH BENAR
Maghrib.
curiosity gua membawa gua menuju ke surau KAED.
"dah settle ke belom kes petang tadi ea?"
"hmm hmm.. ade lagi ke x ea?" fikiran gua menerawang...
Gua amek wudhuk dalam keadaan tenang. banyak selipar, ramai dak kaed solat gak nih.. kes macam dah selesai..
Gua melangkah menuju ke surau, sebaik pintu surau terbukak, "Eh pompuan solat jemaah kat area lelaki lahh~..."
Gua baru tersedar, ade suara ustaz kat belakang surau, kat area pompuan, ade suare ustaz garang tengah marah2.
"KELUAR! KENAPA KAU TAKNAK KELUAR NI?! KELUAR TERUS!! KELUAR!"
Setan meronta. Setan menjerit.. antara yang dapat gua tangkap ialah "aku xnak keluarr... sakitt!!! sakit!! ***************** ade raMAI AHLI KELUARGA!!"
Mak aihh~
imam bace surah panjang, slow.. khusyuk.. somehow buat gua tenang sket.
Selesai solat, bace doa.. gua terfikir, kesian betul gadis remaja tu.. lame betul kena kacau... hmm.
curiosity gua membawa gua menuju ke surau KAED.
"dah settle ke belom kes petang tadi ea?"
"hmm hmm.. ade lagi ke x ea?" fikiran gua menerawang...
Gua amek wudhuk dalam keadaan tenang. banyak selipar, ramai dak kaed solat gak nih.. kes macam dah selesai..
Gua melangkah menuju ke surau, sebaik pintu surau terbukak, "Eh pompuan solat jemaah kat area lelaki lahh~..."
Gua baru tersedar, ade suara ustaz kat belakang surau, kat area pompuan, ade suare ustaz garang tengah marah2.
"KELUAR! KENAPA KAU TAKNAK KELUAR NI?! KELUAR TERUS!! KELUAR!"
Setan meronta. Setan menjerit.. antara yang dapat gua tangkap ialah "aku xnak keluarr... sakitt!!! sakit!! ***************** ade raMAI AHLI KELUARGA!!"
Mak aihh~
imam bace surah panjang, slow.. khusyuk.. somehow buat gua tenang sket.
Selesai solat, bace doa.. gua terfikir, kesian betul gadis remaja tu.. lame betul kena kacau... hmm.
19 February 2013
BERDASARKAN KISAH BENAR
Jam 6 petang. Langkahan gua tersusun.. Gua sedar situasi yang bakal menanti. Perlahan, gua gagahi niat, "gua nak ke surau KAED petang ni . . ."
Menuju ke tempat wudhuk lelaki di level 2, gua dapat dengar laungan azan, suara seorang lelaki baya abah2 yang ade anak sulung mungkin dalam umur 14 tahun gitu. gua tak gelabah.
"Aaaarghh... Huuarghhh... Erghhhh"
Jeritan gadis remaja berselang selang dengan laungan azan memecah kesunyian petang itu. Gua dah jangka benda ni. gua masih cool dan tertib mengambil wudhuk.
dalam keseriusan, minda gua kembali teringat kata2 Pokjak di studio sebentar tadi.
"ade dak pompuan histeria kat surau.. menjerit2.."
Usai mengambil wudhuk, gua melangkah masuk ke dalam surau. kosong. cuma terdengar sekali sekala suara ustaz menelefon rakan ustaz yg lebih taiko meminta pandangan dan buah fikiran. Gua solat keseorangan.
"LEPASKAN AKU!" ahh sudahh.. meremang pulak tetiba bulu tengkuk gua. makin erat genggaman tangan gua.. oke, relax.. gua boleh handle benda ni. solat laju.. solat laju...
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Jangan ketinggalan untuk mengikuti sambungan cerita suspen berdasarkan kisah benar ini!
Menuju ke tempat wudhuk lelaki di level 2, gua dapat dengar laungan azan, suara seorang lelaki baya abah2 yang ade anak sulung mungkin dalam umur 14 tahun gitu. gua tak gelabah.
"Aaaarghh... Huuarghhh... Erghhhh"
Jeritan gadis remaja berselang selang dengan laungan azan memecah kesunyian petang itu. Gua dah jangka benda ni. gua masih cool dan tertib mengambil wudhuk.
dalam keseriusan, minda gua kembali teringat kata2 Pokjak di studio sebentar tadi.
"ade dak pompuan histeria kat surau.. menjerit2.."
Usai mengambil wudhuk, gua melangkah masuk ke dalam surau. kosong. cuma terdengar sekali sekala suara ustaz menelefon rakan ustaz yg lebih taiko meminta pandangan dan buah fikiran. Gua solat keseorangan.
"LEPASKAN AKU!" ahh sudahh.. meremang pulak tetiba bulu tengkuk gua. makin erat genggaman tangan gua.. oke, relax.. gua boleh handle benda ni. solat laju.. solat laju...
TAMAT BAHAGIAN SATU
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Jangan ketinggalan untuk mengikuti sambungan cerita suspen berdasarkan kisah benar ini!
18 February 2013
eh yuran cemane nak bayar nih? cemane?
adehh..
nak kena jual ginjal la pulak kan... hmmm..
(-____-")>
nak kena jual ginjal la pulak kan... hmmm..
(-____-")>
16 February 2013
OPTIMUS PRIME.. oh wait.. SKYFALL.. or maybe i should just go with THE FALLEN.. or FROM KRYPTON WITH LOVE.. or (hmm... xtau la nak letak tajuk ape)
Salam,
semalam aku terbaca post member bercakap tentang asteroid DAIA (2012 DA14) yang lalu dekat ngan bumi... dekat saje, x langgar pon, kate NASA.
malam tadi manusia digemparkan dengan kehadiran meteorit di Rusia. ramai gak yang cedera disebab serpihan2 tingkap bangunan yg pecah dek penangan meteorit tu..
So, persoalannye sekarang . . .
Persoalan yang masih belum terjawab buat masa ini.
(or maybe Thor's Mjolnir! arghh too many speculations...)
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and i kept giving 'em one!
.
.
.
women never wanted to know the rationale behind our every act..
but i kept giving em one.. (-___-")>
guess i better start explaining using the 'Emotion-al', rather than being 'Rational'.
12 February 2013
GEJALA DAN SIMPTOM.
telinga jadi panas.
jantung berdegup kencang.
ketiak berpeluh.
terasa mendada.
seram sejuk.
fokus bertambah...
yepp, tanda lelaki ternampak perempuan cun. cun gile.
it's not us, it's our body.
jantung berdegup kencang.
ketiak berpeluh.
terasa mendada.
seram sejuk.
fokus bertambah...
yepp, tanda lelaki ternampak perempuan cun. cun gile.
it's not us, it's our body.
13 January 2013
GRRR...
Assalamualaikum,
hari ini post sketches yang aku buat minggu ini ketika berehat2 di rumah~
watak2 One Piece tengah marah...
sebab kat mangahere.com, ranking One Piece jatuh ke tempat ke-10 tetibe... grrr
xlogik ahh.
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